This SHOULD be titled, "The Art of Shameless Self-Promotion at the Expense of Your Dignity" but it doesn't quite fit.
i was laughing so hard at something i reblogged i snorted and swallowed my cum.
GUM*
My New Haircut Makes Me Look Like A Huge Fucking Cutie: An Autobiography written by Me.
Carol you look like you’re about to become an international singer. Your single will be called “My Boner”.
Whenever I see some famous person’s yearbook picture I’m more inclined to believe that some crazy fan went and found it at their old school rather than someone just happened to be in that person’s school and had the picture.
Living the American dream
There aren’t words to describe how jealous of you, your outfit, your hair.. just everything. I am so jealous of your everything.
Because it’s been too long, because no one draws them, because they’re one of my favorite pairings EVER, and because fluffy mShega is the best. And because we’re only a few and we can’t let this ship sink T_T
Also, you know my headcanon about James’ boxers ;)
(pose referenced from here)
desmond miles: brave little toaster goes to abstergo
Does that make Shaun the vacuum cleaner y/y?
AnonymousI HAD to bandwagon. And nothing can get any manlier than this.
So much for a first post. :P
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