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cupcake-rush:

deankins:

terribleisthinking:

weloveshortvideos:

A Misleading Compliment - Vine by Thomas Sanders

he has the cutest voice wow 

I’m fucking crying omg 

Yum yums

zx-uranium:

this is a quality video game

katara:

98% of my life is ????? with a little ¿¿¿¿¿

raspberrypastry:

lelelestrade:

raspberrypastry:

raspberrypastry:

Damn, my cat scratched the hell out of me today

You traitor, I rescued you from being sold like a prostitute on the streets, you could at least let me love you

She just came into my room and chirped at me

all is forgiven

it’s a trap

she has tasted your blood 

and has come back for seconds

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spicyshimmy:

mass effect 3: the fault in our star child. a young adult novel about a different kind of hero

"You can pick the green light, the blue light, or the red light. They’re metaphors. Everything’s a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. Everybody in the party is a metaphor."

Being a werewolf in England or Australia must be really confusing because how do you tell if someone is your “mate” or your “mate”? 

yungbara:

bless gloria 

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kenfucky:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE VINE

spanishskulduggery:

There’s something comforting in the fact that all languages find other languages confusing to listen to. We’re all the same easily confused group of people complaining about one language sounding unintelligible to us, while the other group complains in their language about ours or someone else’s.

Whether it’s hablar en chino ”speaking in Chinese” or “it’s all Greek to me”, or Iceland saying þetta er hebreska fyrir mér  ”It’s too Hebrew for me”, or Italian saying per me è arabo “for me it’s Arabic”, or German saying das kommt mir Spanisch vor “that seems like Spanish to me”… We’re all the same.

maz-z:

cl0ud-dust:

These shorts are getting weirder…

YOU MEAN BETTER.