There is a party going on down the street at the Portuguese Hall, and every now and then I can hear a large crowd of people exclaim “WOOO!”
and so when I put on a jacket, I hear this wild crowd screaming WOOO, and I’m like “Thank you, I put it on just like everyone else. One sleeve at a time.” and then I heard police sirens.
"Yes, officers? What’s that you say? Jacket? I don’t even know it!"
Deadly Premonition is the strangest game ever because it’s set in the U.S., it’s sometimes so obviously Japanese, and the only way to describe the main character is if a dad joke came to life.
I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.
Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.
Today at the grocery store there was a little kid and his mom and he was saying what he learned in school and it was about Rosa Parks and the mom was like doing that mom yes I know but tell me I’ve never heard of this mom voice.
And it was like:
"But Rosa Parks didn’t get up even though the white man said to."
"Really? Why didn’t she get up?"
"Because Rosa Parks doesn’t stand for racism."
And I was just shaking and vibrating with barely contained laughter and nearly knocked over the cereal display
Queer people are like birds, all very different but with one common goal:
Bread. Hundreds of tons of bread.
Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.
Me and my friends when we’re out
This speaks to me on a deep and profound level