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divafierce:

rare footage of Taylor Swift, Perez Hilton and Jeniffer Lawrence admitting to be satanists and a part of the Illuminati

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
+ Anonymous

rats-in-the-walls:

deadinmagazines:

stripperina:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

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Oh snap

BOOOOM

korrastyle:

when my mom tells me to clean up my room

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videogaymer:

clockenfrau:

langoaurelian:

Japanese Traffic Cop. 

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on

Fuck

videogaymer:

clockenfrau:

langoaurelian:

Japanese Traffic Cop. 

This is the picture I’ll be taking to my tailor from now on

Fuck

spaggel:

badlitmakestheworldgoround:

so it’s hotter than satan’s butthole and i’m sitting on the rooftop with cheap sangria and my regrets, blasting veggie tales songs because at some point my life went very wrong, and all of a sudden i’m thinking; hey, remember the tons of badlit you downloaded and never actually got around to reading because being a teacher is actually a terrible job that drains the life out of you? 

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well, here we go

Businessman Paul is on a beachside vacation to unwind and enjoy the sun, the sand and the surf - sometimes from below the waves. While scuba diving, he encounters a trio of cuttlefish that turn out to be much more than they seem: they’re shapeshifters, and they want Paul for their own! Warning: 18+ only! Contains partial shifting, hot gay sex, and a cuttlefish shifter gangbang!

sure why not   

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cuttlefish shifter gangbang

*CURDLES* 

Whenever people are going to be drinking at my house, they get to drink from sippy cups.

Last thing I need is some drunk adult-toddler spilling a bloody mary all over my floor.

It’s my birthday~

roahnari:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

an ancient and terrible curse.

Oglaf makes my fucking life better.