Tumblr, I am home and sober.
Let’s listen to Hello Kitty.
Why would you do that to yourself pls love yourself
Why would you do that to yourself if you were sober?
Homo milk helps homos get Vitamin the D. I am a science, you can trust.
This is simultaneously cool-looking and absolutely terrifying.
i was like, ohhhh what adorable little - AHHHHHH NO
Uh oh, I didn’t realize that Captain America was in trouble
that is an excellent question
(also thank you so much! you’re such a sweetheart ububu)
'hey, we're bees' is probably the calmest reaction ever to this situation
Well, they’ve been into outer space, into an active volcano, down to the bottom of the ocean… I think, “Hey, we’re bees.” is like, “Wow, we’re not giving Arnold a colonoscopy again, praise Jesus.”