I'm LaDragonaria, and I'm generally a dork. But that's okay because being a dork makes me happy. And sometimes being happy's enough!

This SHOULD be titled, "The Art of Shameless Self-Promotion at the Expense of Your Dignity" but it doesn't quite fit.
Lit Pimp Queen
How To Be a Butthole - Brother

Me: *eating junk food*
Brother: You know you are what you eat.
Me: Is that how you became such a dick?