This SHOULD be titled, "The Art of Shameless Self-Promotion at the Expense of Your Dignity" but it doesn't quite fit.
Never look a gift horse in the mouth. Unless you’re a Trojan.
Whenever someone calls me Ladrag, this is what I think of now:
An identity Chryses.
Obviously Vlad would advertise Trojan condoms.
I think Chryses aka Trojan aka Not-A-Condom might get upset if he does.
They can model it together.
In twin speedos.
Twin red and black, red and gold or red and white speedos.
Side by side.
…It’d be like an odd Booty Break.
I still think Trojan is a horrible name for a condom though.
Plot Twist: Lycorine’s blog is secretly run by Alogo