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itsybitsylilbat:

The tomato has an ass!!!!



Dear Bitsy & Itsy Bitsy,

My cucumber would like to have anal sexual relations with your tomato. 

Fearing the consequences,

LaDragonaria

itsybitsylilbat:

The tomato has an ass!!!!

Dear Bitsy & Itsy Bitsy,

My cucumber would like to have anal sexual relations with your tomato. 

Fearing the consequences,

LaDragonaria

My Sex Appeal

ladragonaria:

Expectation:

“I can do things to you that you’ve never imagined…”

Reality:

“…Because I watch and read gay porn!”